Current President of the Being Alive Club

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urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

(Source: urbancatfitters)

asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

nickelode0n:

mum i’m moving out

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

cakejam:

do NOT google corn man this is a warning

the-pentagram-princess:

parents comin’ in to your room like 

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(Source: jajaneenee)

japng:

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japng:

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hannahissoweird:

gracehelbabe:



Hank is a gift to humanity.

hannahissoweird:

gracehelbabe:

Hank is a gift to humanity.

(Source: thatgirlwhosobssesedwithyoutube)